Ops..

Hmm.Rasenyer aku penah buat test ni sblm ni.Tapi cam tak hengat.Tapi yg pasti aku sedikit sentap...Weird kah aku??*nanges

Your Personality Profile

 

 

 You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.
You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!

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April's approching..


Ops.Seda tak seda, dah nak abes bulan Mac and April's approching.Dan bila April menjelma, maka usia aku meningkat lagi setangga.Kire punyer kire, dah nak masuk 25 tahun dah hidup di muke bumi ni.Ingatkan salah kira.Ops.Tapi yg pasti Jajabinks akan tua dulu sblm aku.Huahuahua.Buat enchek Abob, buatla party utk saye *matila dpt gelfren demand.wahahaha.
 

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Ape2 ajer lah..


 Memandangkan takde pape cerita menarik, so aku letak gamba2 yg ade kat lam camera aku.

Bie, model baru utk Herbalife.Wahahaha..
 
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Buah tgh utk bakal papa dan mama mertua mase derang dtg merisik.Cupcake tu aku buat sendiri.Dgn bantuan kak Jue, kami menghias kotak tu.Seb baik ade kak Jue, kalo tak, aku men ikat je kotak tu ngan riben organza tu.Wahaha.Mak tak reti nok nak hias2 ni.Emak mak yg tere.Tapi skang die takde, seni tu tak turun pun kat mak ni.Huhuks.Sedih.Kotak love tu aku isi biskut.Err biskut tu tak buat sendiri la.Sbb abah dah beli awal2.Opss.

 

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Ok gamba bawah ni aktiviti aku ptg tadi.Balik je dr keje, terus buat puding roti.Sedap gile.*motif puji masakan sendiri? Tu pun sbb simpan utk Jaa.Kalo tak aku rase dah lame licin.Takpe2 nenanti leh buat lagi.Hiks.Yg mcm ala2 muffin flat tak cukup tinggi tu adalah kek pisang.Ni cubaan aku kali ke-2.Bantat plak dah.Adeh.Mungkin tak cukup baking powder.First trial aritu terlebih sket.Kali ni aku kurang kan sikit.Last2 tak naik langsung.Waaa.Mak nanges.Tapi...TAPIIIII....*caps tu...Tapi rasa tetap ader.Maksudnyer sedap gak la.Walaupun tak gebu, tak fluffy,mcm lempeng je rupenyer.Mampat je mase makan.Wahaha.Tapi Milo kate "Rupa tak penting, janji rasa sedap.." Mrasa jamu kat tetamu kek pisang flat.Opsss.Maaf..  


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Cinta...Kasih....Sayang....Hati?!!

selalu yg terjadi....
    CINTA :
    (sebelum kahwin)
    C = cubit kiri, kanan rasa.
    I  = impian indah ibarat syurga.
    N = nikah impian utama.
    T = taat setia membawa bahagia.
    A = awal dan akhir bersama-sama
   

    (selepas kahwin)
    C = cuka yang dituang pada luka.
    I = iblis yang merosak minda.
    N = nafsu semata-mata.
    T = tuba yang dibalas semula.
    A = api dalam neraka.

    KASIH :
    (sebelum kahwin)
    K = kongsi semua suka duka.
    A = abang adik, ayang anja.
    S = sumpah janji di bibir sentiasa.
    I = istana bahagia dah dicipta.
    H = hatiku hatimu jua.   

    (selepas kahwin)
    K = kaki tangan naik kat kepala.
    A = abuk pun tara, nak makan apa??
    S = simpati langsung tak ada.
    I = ironi membakar jiwa.
    H = hidup mati sama je.
   

    SAYANG :
    (sebelum kahwin)
    S = sikit-sikit SORRY, sikit-sikit SORRY, mengada!
    A = asal free mesti nak jumpa.
    Y = you lap me, I lap you!
    A = apa saja sanggup diduga.
    N = nak itu, nak ini... mesti dapat.
    G = gula-gula, coklat, teddy bear hadiah utama.
   

    (selepas kahwin)
    S = salah sikit kiamat dunia.
    A = air tak sedap, basahlah mata.
    Y = yang betul dia je.
    A = ada takde, bagi anak reti la.
    N = nak dilawan, digelar derhaka.
    G = gaduh sampai lebam.
   

    HATI :
    (sebelum kahwin)
    H = hanya dikau yang daku cinta.
    A = air paip pun manis macam gula.
    T = tak jumpa sehari boleh jadi gila.
    I = igauan indah tak terkira.
   

    (selepas kahwin)
    H = hantu jembalang lagi sempurna.
    A = air mata jadi teman setia.
    T = tempat mengadu dah tak ada.
    I = ikut hati mati, ikut rasa binasa... nak buat
    macam mana?
     
    tetapi yg seharusnya ialah...
    C-Cinta sebelum berkahwin, biar sederhana, tak melanggar batas agama
    I-Impian rumahtangga dirancangkan bersama (bkn praktikal seblm nikah)
    N-Nikah didahulukan pembuka gerbang kebahagiaan
    T-Timang cahaya mata sbg pengikat kasih sayang
    A-Amalkan perintah Tuhan, Insyaallah bahagia membawa ke syurga.
   
    K-Kasih berputik dikala pertunangan diikat
    A-Akad dilafaz cinta berbunga
    S-Suami disanjung-tinggi
    I-Isteri disayangi
    H-Harumlah kasih sepanjang zaman
   
    S-Sayangkan Isteri kasihkan suami
    A-Ada masalah, dibincangkan bersama
    Y-Yang ringan sama dijinjing, berat sama dipikul
    A-Amalkan hidup bertoleransi
    N-Nak kekalkan bahagia, itu usaha bersama
    G-Gaduh sesekali tu perkara biasa
   
    H-Hati suami mesti dijaga
    A-Apatah lagi hati isteri yang mudah tersentuh
    T-Tanggung-jawab dipikul bersama
    I-Isteri tak makan hati, suamipun tak cari ganti
   

    dialog ringkas:
    Ani : "Mengapa engkau menulis surat dengan kertas berwarna Hijau Muda?"
    Ena : "Surat warna Hijau Muda itu bererti "Aku Cinta Padamu"
    Ani : "Kalau kertas itu bewarna Biru Muda apa ertinya?"
    Ena : "itu melambangkan Suasana Pilu"
    Ani : "Kalau kertasnya berwarna Merah?"
    Ena : "Asmara Yang Membara"
    Ani : "Kalau kertasnya warna Putih?"
    Ena: "Suci, Bersih dan Jujur "
    Ani : "Kalau kertasnya Kuning?"
    Ena: "Melambangkan Hati Yang Gersang"
    Ani : "Kalau Merah Jambu?"
    Ena: "Sedang Jatuh Cinta"
    Ani : "Kalau kelabu?"
    Ena : "Melambangkan Hati Yang Sedang sedih"
    Ani : "Kalau kertasnya Hitam?"
    Ena : "Itu namanya kertas karbon.. bodoh!

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Life's Lessons

LESSON 1

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each.

So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff, and he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff, and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."

*LESSON I: ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST*

LESSON 2


Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive.

He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."

*LESSON II : NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING.*


LESSON 3

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"

The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."

The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"

Again, the Japanese was confused over his question.

The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you .... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, etc......???"

The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."

A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of 'key' was he.

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee' am I ?!"

The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"

*LESSON III: NEVER INSULT ANYONE.*


LESSON 4

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.

Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle,

He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you A wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted"WINE".

The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.

The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,"SHIT!!!!!!! ........."

*LESSON IV: THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN.*

LESSON 5

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:

Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions.

Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.

Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.

Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.

Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.

Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad.

To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.

*LESSON V: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE.*


Always Expect The Un-Expected

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Hutang lapok..

Jujus..aku ade hutang dgn kau.Opss.Matila kene carut ngan Jujus pasni.Aku utang kau tentang '6 kepelikan yg terdapat pd diri anda'.Baik.Aku mulakan skarang..

1 drpd 6

Aku suke ketas yg baru lepas potostet.Yg panas2 tu.Suke letak kat pipi.Tapi bukan aku sorang je yg suke buat.Aku ngan Yanie dr skolah suke sgt dok buat natang tu.Asal cikgu masuk, bagi paper yg die baru potostet, tak tgk ape isi kandungan ketas tu, tapi pi gosok ketas yg suam2 kuku tu kat pipi.Ala2 terapi utk muke. *ops tak logik.Tapi itulah kegemaran kami berdua.Hiks

2 drpd 6

Kalo dok tmpt ekon atopun tmpt sejuk,body part aku yg akan sejuk dulu adalah hidung.Aku tatau la org lain cemane kan, tapi kalo aku,hidung aku sejuk dulu dr tgn dan kaki.Mungkin sbb terlalu mancung lalu hidung aku lebih terdedah kpd kesejukan. *ops prasan.ahaha

3 drpd 6

Aku suke masak.So bile potong bawang ke, basuh beras ke, aku berdiri mesti silang kaki.Tapi tak semestinyer mase aku kat dapo.Mase gosok gigi, mase tunggu bas, mase masak.Hmm.Tindakan luar kawal.Hiks.

4 drpd 6

Aku suke tanggalkan tanda harga kat brg2 yg aku beli kat kedai.Bukan saje tanda harga, hiasan2 kat sepit rambut ke, double sided yg dah tak lekat ke, ape2 je la yg aku rase leh tarik2 dan tanggalkan.Ataupun ape2 mende yg melekat2 mesti aku tarik, korek, smp laa aku puas ati atopun smp laa permukaan tu licin balik.Selalunyer lepas aku buat mende2 tu, sampah kecik2 byk bertaburan kat meja, kat lantai.Terpaksa laa kemas pulak.Ni tindakan luar kawal gak ni.Hiks.

5 drpd 6

First heels yg aku ade adalah pemberian Abob dlm 4 atau 5 tahun lepas.Tu pun sbb die nak tgk aku pakai kasut tinggi.Tu pun tak tinggi mane.1 1/2 inci jer.Seumo hidup aku tak pernah pakai heels (sblm tu la) Selipar jepun,sandal atau kasut2 yg tak melebihi 1 inci.Dan smp sekarang aku hanya ade 3 je kot heels.Sbb aku gi opis pun pakai selipar jepun.Aku balik tepeng pakai selipar jepun.Anak sedara aku yg horrified bile acu die sempoi giler."Acu pakai camni je acu?Nnt org nak ngorat?" Aku jawap "Alaa.Acu pakai ape2 pun cantek" Wahahah

6 drpd 6

Tabiat makan aku adalah unexpected.Bile mase aku rase nak makan,aku makan byk giler.Nasik, laksa,burger.Byk je aku bantai makan.Smpkan kengkadang hosmet aku "Kau ni kejap2 diet kejap2 makan byk giler *sambil buat muke horrified" Kalo kuar makan ngan Abob, dah abes bahagian aku, aku pow die plak.Lalu habes 2 mangkuk laksa.Haha.Bile rase tanak makan tu, tido je manjang.Sindrom malas makan melanda.Aneh tak?Tak?Lantaklah.Hiks.

7 drpd 6

Eh nak tambah satu lagi.Hiks.Aku bole menaip tanpa melihat screen.Aku bole menaip sambil memandang atau berbual dgn org di sebelah aku.Tak caye?Tanyer opismate aku yg dok seblah aku.Waahahah.Selalunyer takde typing error *motif riak? Takat terbalik urup tu ade la sesekali.Hiks.

 

Hmm.Aku baik tak tag sesape.Bukan mcm Jujus.Ops.Matilamak.Hiks.Tanak marah ye Jujus.So sesape nak buat, buatlah.Tanak buat pun takpe.Simpan keanehan anda.Hiks.

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Jeles

Mak jeles uols.Opismate mak nak kawen Sabtu ni.Pastu die ngan wife die gi hanimun kat Jepun uols.Opss..Mak makan ati sgt.Huhu.Kosnyer bole tahan mahal jugak uols.RM6699 sorang.Lengkap penginapan dan tiket kapal terbang, 8 hari.Haish.Kat mane la laki mak nak bawak mak pi hanimun nnt yer?Pulau Songsong agaknyer *kat mane plis pulau tu?

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Dan bila hati berbunga riang...

Erm.Pembetulan yer.Sebenanyer aku blom bertunang lagi.Ari Sabtu lepas adalah acara masuk meminang atau merisik dan memberi cincin tande.So sesape yg sms or msg aku ucap tahniah sbb dah bertunang tu aku ucap terime kasih tapi mintak maaf sbb salah paham.Hehe.Mungkin sbb aku over gedik excited sbb tu korang ingat aku dah nak bertunang kan?Hiks.

Alhamdulillah sumenyer berjalan lancar.Insyaallah kalau ade rezeki bulan June nnt kami akan mengikat tali pertunangan dan melangsungkannyer pd tahun depan.Kecewa jugak sbb tak dpt langsung dlm tahun 2007 ni tapi takpe lah.Ade mase lagi setahun so at least ade ruang utk bernafas dan mencari duit lebih.Doakan yg baik2 utk kiteorg ek?

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Dan kupu2 itu berkeliaran di dlm perut...

Dah ari Kamis.2 hari lagi.Ya Allah,permudahkanlah urusan kami pd hari itu.Amin.

 

Wish me luck.... 

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Mix emotion..

Pelbagai kejadian melanda diri penulis sejak kebelakangan ini.Jadi penulis akan menyusun satu persatu peristiwa yg terjadi.

Peristiwa 1

Jumaat lalu adalah hari terakhir bagi seorang rakan penulis yg bernama Diella.Walaupun penulis tak rapat sgt dgn beliau tapi beliau adalah kawan yg baik,gile,peramah,mesra,d an yg paling penting beliau suke makan terutamanya masakan saye (jgn marah yer Diella.hehe)So bersempena pemberhentian beliau penulis membuat surprise iaitu membuat cupcake.First trial,first version.Bertemakan konsep purple dan lovey dovey,hasilnya agak memuaskan walaupun masih ada kelemahan.Akan diperbaiki lagi.Nntkan second version minggu depan yer.So kepada Diella,good luck,semoga anda menemui apa yg anda inginkan selama ini,anda adalah rakan yg baik.Maafkan aku andai aku ade mengguris hati kau.Dan harap kau puas hati dgn cupcakes yg aku buat utk kau itu.Jgn lupe aku k?Kalau nak cupcake lagi,sile la order dr aku.Hehe.

 

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Peristiwa 2

Masih dgn masakan.Jumaat mlm itu penulis gedik2 nak buat choc chip cookies.So penulis pun browse la kat website kegemaran beliau utk mencari recipe.So lepas salin dan faham cara2 nak buat,penulis pun buat laa cookies tu.Mmg sedap dan menjilat jari.Kedai Famos Amos pun bole tutup.Wahaha.Perasan.Tapi yg pasti kawan2 serumah penulis pun gemar akan cookies itu.

Keesokan harinya,kekasih penulis iaitu en Abob dtg utk temu janji bersama penulis.Die merasa cookies itu."Sedap" katenyer."Bawak ek gi tgk wayang" Maka satu tupperware cookies diangkut oleh en Abob.Org2 lain makan popcorn,kami makan cookies.Seb baik wayang tu gelap.Kalo tak mesti org lain join sekali.Maka hasrat penulis utk membawa cookies itu ke opis tidak kesampaian.Dah pun habes.Tinggal serdak je.Huhu

Peristiwa 3

Kali ini berkisar ttg 2 cerita yg ditonton oleh penulis dan kekasih di panggung wayang tempoh hari.Cerita pertama adalah Mukhsin.Very simple,very touching,very sweet.Ade part sedih,part gembira,part riang,part kelakar.Lagu2 dlm cite ni pun best.Sgt best.Rating penulis: 3 dprd 5 bintang.

Cerita kedua yg ditonton adalah 300 atau 300 Pahlawan Berani Mati (setelah ditranslate ke BM) Pd mulanya,penulis telah meng'underestimate' cerita ini.Tetapi setelah menonton,maka sangkaan penulis adalah meleset sama sekali.Best sgt.Walaupun ade scene putus kepala,putus kaki,mata terkeluar tapi ia tetap best.Tak rugi tgk.Dan cite ni tak patut dibandingkan dgn Lord of the Rings sbb sasah la jln cite die lain.Highly recommended.Rating penulis:4.5 drpd 5 bintang.

Peristiwa 4 

 

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Letters

The Letter A

Are you angry?
Yup.To some people with different reasons.

What is your age?
25-to-be. *ade ke such term?

What annoys you?
too many.cannot be counted or type.

Ever been arrested?
never

The Letter B

Do you live in a big house?
Not so big.Just nice

When is your birthday?
april 28th

Who is your best friend?
everybody around me

The Letter C

What's your favorite candy?
cadbury?

Who's your crush?
wall *logika tak?

When was the last time you cried?
last night *nangis lite2

The Letter D

Do you daydream?
sometimes

What's your favorite kind of dog?
german sheppard *btol ke eja?

What day of the week is it?
thursday

The Letter E

How do you like your eggs?
sunny sided

Have you ever been in the emergency room?
yup

What's the easiest thing ever to eat and enjoy yourself ?
choc and lepak depan pc layan series,reality tv,animes,etc

The Letter F

Have you ever flown in a hot air balloon?
nope

The Letter G

Do you chew gum?
yerp

Do you like gummy candies?
so-so

The Letter H

How are you?
i'm doing just fine but not so fine.too many crisis with too many emotions

How tall are you?
155.yes.i'm short

what color is your hair?
black

The Letter I

what's your favourite icecream?
chocolate,vanilla,strawbe rry

Do you play an instrument?
ketuk periuk belanga expert la

The Letter J

What's your favorite jelly bean?
none

Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?
too many

Do you wear jewelry now?
my late mum's bracelet

The Letter K

Who do you want to kill?
the dark side of me

Do you want kids?
of course

Where did you have kindergarten?
home

Letter L

Are you laid back?
depends

Do you lie?
tipu sunat

The Letter M

Whats your favorite movie?
forrest gump

Do you still watch disney movies?
harus la

Do you like mangos?
suke sgt

The Letter N

Do you have a nickname?
a lot

Whats your favorite number?
26,27,28

Do you prefer night over day?
night over day

The Letter O

Whats your one wish?
to have another 1000 wishes

Are you an only child?
nope

Do you wish this was over?
quater-life crisis? YES

The Letter P

What one fear are you most paranoid about?
failing to be nice,good,responsible daughter,friends,girlfrie nd,wife,mum (to my future-kids)

The Letter Q

Are you quick to judge people?
sometimes

The Letter R

Do you think youre always right?
sometimes

Do you watch reality tv?
not all

Whats a good reason to cry?
crying is a very good theraphy

The Letter S

Do you prefer sun or rain?
rain

Do you like snow?
so-so

What's your favorite season?
spring

The Letter T

What time is it?
5.07 pm

What time did you wake up?
7.30 am

When was the last time you slept in a tent?
few years ago when i'm still in MMU

The Letter U

Are you wearing panties/thongs/boxers?
so?

The Letter V

Whats the worst veggie?
i ate anything

Where do you want to go on vacation?
secret island with Abob

Where was your last family vacation to?
PD

The Letter W

Where do you live?
cyberjaya

The Letter X

Have you ever had an x-ray?
more than once

The Letter Y

Do you like the color yellow?
my late mum's favourite color

What year were you born in?
1982

The Letter Z

Whats your zodiac sign?
taurus

Do you believe in the zodiac?
so-so.depends

What's your favorite zoo animal?
giraffe

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HOW BAD IS YOUR TEMPER ACCORDING TO YOUR HOROSCOPE?

ARIES MARCH 21 – APRIL 20

Nothing seems to ruffle you more than a lack of discipline, disloyalty and decorum. But Arians are also known to go into a rage very easily when challenged. Those of you who have been on the receiving end of the Aries temper know that if not calmed down they can even get violent. But one thing is certain if the opponent remains calm and does not react to their outburst, Arians cool down very fast. They are also the first to apologies, which makes them easier to forgive.


TAURUS APRIL 21 – MAY 20

You are generally quiet and have control over your emotions. It is difficult to predict what will upset you, so when you do lose your cool, people don’t know how to react. Your temper is like that of a raging bull, and anyone trying to pacify you will be the first one to get a verbal bashing. You generally get upset when you are concerned or when people accuse you of doing something wrong. You also hate being reminded about mistakes you’ve made in the past. You also have the potential to be terribly vindictive if rubbed the wrong way.


GEMINI MAY 21 – June 29

You are recognized by your cheerful disposition and your jovial nature is easily susceptible to anger. In fact, you are the best person to have around when there is an ugly scene at a party you can bring the warring factions together quite diplomatically. But when you lose cool, you yell and scream and will not listen to reason. You must have the last word in a wordy duel. Your capacity to argue aggressively is matched only by your seductive charm.


CANCER JUNE 21 – JULY 21

Considering how charming, caring and kind you are, you dislike unpleasant scenes, much less creating one yourself. You have great tolerance and rarely get provoked into losing your temper. If someone is unreasonable or trying to create trouble, you are more likely to walk away quietly. But that does not mean you do not have a temper. When angry, in your effort to control your emotions, you tremble, your hands get sweaty and sometimes you fumble for words. Tears roll down your eyes easily and the opponent is touched by your innocence and will seek an apology immediately.



LEO JULY 22 – AUGUST 21

If anyone has total control over their emotions, it is you. But then, you can be described as stiff, cold and uncaring. You are known to lack spontaneity but you really don’t care about opinions. You don’t like to create scenes and will never accept invitations to a party where you suspect the presence of an unruly lot. But your very presence seems challenging to some and they take vicarious pleasure in your disquiet. When angry you can use critical language. A dressing down can humiliate your opponent, causing a strain between both of you forever.


VIRGO AUGUST 22 – SEPTEMBER 21

Most of you are gentle and have full control over your emotions but those of you given to temper tantrums can certainly get violent. When see things with rage, you yell and shout and tend to break things lying close at hand. You can even harm yourself by banging your hands on a glass top table or wall. You should never get into any argument, for you are a sore loser. You feel that others are trying to persecute you and don’t quite respect your opinions. When hurt, you can also hold grudges forever.


LIBRA SEPTEMBER 22 – OCTOBER 22

Did someone say that you are the charmers of the zodiac? Well, it’s true. Few have ever seen you ruffled or angry. You are very conscious of your image, and you believe that anger distorts your face and personality. You also think you are above things like anger. But wait before you get into self-congratulatory mood. Your family or those very close to you know you better. You have an unmatched temper amongst all the zodiac signs, and what makes it worse is your capacity to justify it.


SCORPIO OCTOBER 23 – NOVEMBER 21

Of course you don’t lose your cool. But your very demeanour (manner) projects haughtiness (arrogance, pride), pride and grand disdain (disregard) for lesser mortals (human). Others are often found saying that anger sits on your nose and you are raring to give your piece mind to the first person that try to be funny with you. You are selective in the choice of your friends, and have a low tolerance for the superfluous (extra) types. Your tongue-lashing (attack) is generally in a soft hissing tone for when you scream, your voice tends to get shrill and loud and you do hate drawing attention to yourself! When upset, you are angrier with yourself for having shown weakness, for the last thing that Scorpio wants to show is being out of control.


SAGITTARIUS NOVEMBER 22 – DECEMBER 20

You are insensible and generally have no complete control over your emotions. You do get angry quickly and others marvel at your anger levels even when provoked. Actually, you get tongue-tied when angry and you will remove your anger waiting for the other person to calm down. Then you will reason with your opponent and convince the other person in a very gentle manner that the whole thing was just his mistake. You’re also likely to totally sever ties with someone when you’re upset with them.


CAPRICORN DECEMBER 21 – JANUARY 19

Few will believe that a hardcore practical and materialistic person like you is capable of sensitivity and genuine emotions. You project a hard exterior but are actually very sensitive, a trait you successfully hide from others. You can see thing with anger but will not betray your feelings. But then, there are times that even you cannot control your temper. Under such circumstances you can shout and scream, more with frustration at the situation than with anger at any particular person. Your outbursts can shock others and can make them feel guilty too.


AQUARIUS JANUARY 20 – FEBRUARY 18

You are noble and kind and dislike losing control over your emotions. It is very rare for you to get angry. You are also the pacifier in situations that involve arguments. It is always your endeavor to be perfect and socially correct in your behavior and attitude, but if misunderstood and slighted you can give in to an angry outburst. You will shout and scream and then walk out from the scene. You cannot easily forget the situation and will be bitter about it for a long time.


PISCES FEBRUARY 19 – MARCH 20

The only thing that can be said about you dreamers is that you appear even more attractive when angry. You are very sensitive to others’ feelings, so you rarely hurt them. But when others tend to hurt you, then things take a nasty turn. You will yell and use harsh words and feel inclined to shake everything and everyone up. Your creative imagination is at its best when angry, and you tend to get pretty dramatic. When upset, you refuse to listen to reason and wish to be left alone. But once you calm down, you repent your tantrums and seek forgiveness. SO nobody can be upset with you for too long.

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Pakcik dan makcik di MPH..

Tmpt: MPH Alamanda,Putrajaya
Masa: 9pm

Sedang aku membelek buku2 masakan,ade la pakcik dan makcik turut same membelek buku kat seblah aku.Derang ni dr Neg 9.Dr loghat pun dah tahu.Tgh dok belek2 buku tu,aku sentap..Sbb..

(Sila baca dlm loghat Neg 9 yer)

Makcik: Nak beli la buku ni.Byk resipi.
Pakcik: Buat ape nak beli buku mahal2 ni?Nnt awak masak cekodok jugak utk saye.(aku yg sentap,cemane?)
Makcik: Laa.Cekodok tu paling senang nak buat.Pisang pun senang nak dpt.Yg ni,brg pun susah nak dpt.Bole la buat sekali sekala.
Pakcik: Beli buku mahal2.Buat pun sekali sekala.Cekodok jugak yg awak buat.(asik ulang cekodok je pakcik ni)
Makcik: Awak yg suke makan cekodok.Saye buat la.
Pakcik: Dahtu nak beli buku mahal2 buat ape?Buat cekodok je.Takpun goreng pisang.Tapi kengkadang goreng pisang pun basi.(ops sentap lagi sekali)
Makcik: Ala nak beli buku pun tak boleh.

Hehe.Nak tergelak aku denga derang ni sembang.Mcm comel pun ader.Dah tua2 pun still romentik.Uuu..I suke.Hik.. 

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Hmmm..

Perbualan di Google Talk di antara sepasang kekasih...
 
zulbob:sayang.abg nak makan dulu ek
atun:okai
zulbob:lapa.ehek.sayang makan tak?
atun:sori org tak masak mlm ni.ops.ehek.abg makan kat kedai la ek
zulbob::P.apa kene tiang n lampu?.tak
atun:ermm.mcm org selalu kate kat die la..
zulbob:ada ikan goreng n sayang rebus je.tempoyak sikit
atun:baik ckp ngan tiang lampu.tiang lampu takde perasaan
zulbob:ooo
atun:sayang rebus?apekah?
zulbob::*.eh.sayur.:D
atun:uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa.blom kawen nak rebus org la?:P
zulbob::D.apa bende perkataan yg ada huruf 's' n 'y' mesti jadi sayang.eheheh.:D.ok laa ek.nak amkan dulu
atun:yer lah.:P.sayur die.eh.sayang die.:P.*disengajakan
zulbob::P

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